cheerfuldispositions:

lifeschaoticrandomness
@4 days ago with 120 notes

4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.

(via theglamourverse)

@6 days ago with 153554 notes

ivygourd:

for all your tropic goth needs

(via bottomofcolor)

@1 week ago with 6406 notes

outlawqeen:

nedstax:

never swap headcanons with me unless you either want tooth-rotting fluff or soul-shattering angst

(Source: bisexualnedstax, via lotrlockedwhovian)

@1 week ago with 14532 notes
@1 week ago with 8748 notes

The uniform? Aren’t the stars and stripes a little… old-fashioned? 

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@1 week ago with 15887 notes
feralxbones:

PSA


cheerfuldispositions
@1 week ago with 2330 notes

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

(via msaether)

@1 week ago with 31705 notes

cheerfuldispositions:

snazzypotassium:

muggleborns discovering the room of requirement has an internet cafe room

every muggleborn on campus mysteriously disappearing when not in class

lifeschaoticrandomness
@4 days ago with 26173 notes

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

(via petrichorandhoneysuckle)

@1 week ago with 1051434 notes

"

The first time you told me that you wanted to kill yourself, I should have called your mother instead of letting you think you could rely on something as shifty and indifferent as me. I shouldn’t have written you poetry. I should have cradled the phone like a newborn and driven all the way to Texas, shown up on the doorstep in that indiscriminate heat just to open my arms to you.

It’s just that I am selfish and gas is expensive and it’s hard to tell the difference between wanting to die and just wanting to sink for a while. It’s just that I knew a boy once who only said those words to me when he wanted my undivided attention and my legs spread in the back of his car. It’s just that I thought it was one thing to want to die and another thing to pick up kitchen knives.

When you showed me that it was the same thing, I went through an entire season of not even wanting to stand near cutting boards because of the steady chop chop chop. Because of the slice. Removing the skin. Cutting out the bad bits. It’s like watching someone yanking out weeds from the root when you have dandelion veins.

I had a dream a few weeks ago of throwing all of the sharp objects in your house onto the roof. I had a dream about burying them in the backyard so you couldn’t lay out treasure maps on your skin anymore. I had a dream about driving all the way to Texas just to end up crying in your mother’s lap.

I’m sorry it took me so long to understand. And I am sorry that I ended up understanding too well. I am still selfish and gas prices are still high and now I spend too much time having to wrap my arms around myself to ever let go long enough to hold someone else together.

I should have called your mother. I should have called your mother. I should have called your mother.

"

"For Selene Who Is Not Dead But Wanted To Be" Trista Mateer (via tristamateer)
@1 week ago with 637 notes

margoverger:

[3/4] Relationships (x)

"Do you think I did it?"
"I don’t think you’re the type."

(via dr-h-a-n-n-i-b-a-l)

@1 week ago with 413 notes

radiomiss:

'get to know me' meme » [5] Favorite actors

2. Chris Evans

I emote. I love things so much.

(via msaether)

@1 week ago with 90 notes

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@1 week ago with 11464 notes

bakerstreetbabes:

Holmes, you are such a jackass.

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@1 week ago with 830 notes