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homuzu:

they talk a lotta shit but really u know they’re vulcan kissing  in secret
[X]

homuzu:

they talk a lotta shit but really u know they’re vulcan kissing  in secret

[X]

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@4 minutes ago with 668 notes

Anonymous said: Imagine au high school Bucky getting nervous and trying to ask Steve to prom. (Idk if you've done one like this before. I just thought it'd be hella cute.)

imaginebucky:

"ok barnes, you can do this. you can totally do this. you’ve just gotta give him the flower and the note and ask him to prom. and then he’ll say yes! or no. but hopefully yes," bucky tells himself, trying for confident but sounding more like he’s about to vomit. he’s got a test in mr. mcgavin’s class tomorrow that he should have been studying for the past few days, but instead he’s been attempting to write something for steve that’s not absolute shit and figuring out which flowers are best for people that have asthma plus a million allergies

he’s grabbing his unbelievably heavy math textbook for some last-minute studying and shoving it in his bag when he hears a familiar voice

"hey nerd, what’s up?" steve yells from his locker, directly across from bucky’s, drenched in sweat and wearing the cutest running shorts bucky’s ever seen. he swallows, hard, and tries not to stare

"hey steve," he yells back, heart beating too fast, "i actually wanted to talk to you about something"

"alright, hang on just a second," steve says, voice at a reasonable level this time. 

bucky wrings his hands and scuffs his feet on the floor and triple checks that the flowers and note are right where he left them in his locker

finally, steve walks up to him, face still a little flushed and grinning so big, and all of the things that bucky planned on saying to steve fly right out of his head so he just reaches into his locker and thrusts the handful of daisies and little folded up note at steve wordlessly

the two minutes it takes steve to read the note are the longest two minutes of bucky’s entire life. but finally, steve looks up, and the smile that had faded from his face as he concentrated on reading the note flares back up, bigger than ever

"bucky," he breathes, dazed, "i would love to go to prom with you"

bucky can’t stop smiling for days

@12 minutes ago with 151 notes

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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@15 minutes ago with 173289 notes

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…

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@35 minutes ago with 2386 notes

"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."

Stevie Nicks (via larmoyante)

Truth.

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cheerfuldispositions

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@53 minutes ago with 27259 notes

Tony specifically asked Fury to deny Iron Man the chance of joining the Avengers. Tony didn’t want the liability of Pepper getting hurt or held hostage. When Tony did join, Pepper ended up with the Extremis serum.

Tony specifically asked Fury to deny Iron Man the chance of joining the Avengers. Tony didn’t want the liability of Pepper getting hurt or held hostage. When Tony did join, Pepper ended up with the Extremis serum.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

@2 hours ago with 94 notes

vvintersxldier:

mlikemarcel:

Scarlett Johansson, by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair

holy hell when did it become legal for someone to be this hot

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“Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.”

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@12 minutes ago with 11903 notes

silentauroriamthereal:

sherlocksglassoftea:

If you’re going to read it in order, like I did, you’ve got a long time to wait for The Adventure of the Three Garridebs, but patience, and keep reading in order - you’ll be blinking back the tears when the moment comes.”

- Steven Moffat, Introduction to A Study in Scarlet, BBC Books.

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog the Three Garridebs quote. <33333

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@18 minutes ago with 789480 notes

http://buckybaarnes.co.vu/post/97992091309/butourwinter-where-the-fuck-is-my 

butourwinter:

where the fuck is my poor-as-fuck-roommates au? with two people moving in together because they’re both too freaking poor to afford an apartment on their own. with the two of them sleeping in the same bed at night because winters get fucking cold and their heat gets shut…

(Source: ashenlungs)

@52 minutes ago with 2275 notes
thenoble-circle-of-horrorterrors:

redvineranger:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT WATERSTONES!


this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

cheerfuldispositions

thenoble-circle-of-horrorterrors:

redvineranger:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT WATERSTONES!

this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

cheerfuldispositions

(via releasemyeffinflamingos)

@1 hour ago with 49730 notes